It's really annoying when some idiot in your neighborhood decides to shoot off fireworks and it wakes you up. But I think it's PROBABLY worse when someone decides to shoot off YOUR JUNK and it wakes you up. Probably.
A guy in Scottsdale, Arizona woke up on Saturday night to super loud exploding sounds, and he thought it was fireworks. Then he felt some extreme pain . . . looked up . . . and realized it wasn't fireworks.
It was his 53-year-old girlfriend Della Flores SHOOTING HIM.
She shot him THREE TIMES in the junk, once in the neck, once in the torso, and once in the thigh.
Somehow he survived, and he was rushed to the hospital.
Della told the cops she shot him because she believed he was cheating on her. She was arrested for attempted murder and aggravated assault.