I know this guy's only 18, but WOW did he make a lot of bad life decisions on St. Patrick's Day.
An 18-year-old guy named Torren Cooksey from Portland, Oregon was arrested early Saturday morning after he drove his car onto the lawn outside of a Taco Bell.
When the cops got there, they found him drunk and asleep . . . oh, and he was wearing a Deadpool ONESIE.
He was charged with drunk driving and reckless driving.