or an old man with health problems, this guy's got some real badass vinegar pumping through his varicose veins.
An 83-year-old man named Donald Winkler from North Merrick, New York got sick earlier this week and went to the hospital.
But he didn't like the way they were taking care of him, so around 1:00 A.M. he signed himself out. That meant he needed a way to get home, and he found one . . . because an ambulance was parked in front of the hospital with the keys in the ignition.
So he stole it.
The cops tracked him down when he stopped at a 7-Eleven. He was charged with grand larceny.