Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from basketball broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: NCAA tournament and vasectomies; New season of Farmer Needs a Wife premieres today; Ways to save at the gas pump; Weird encounters at the gas station; Netflix director arrested for fraud; Fast food restaurants are getting faster; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Sickness update; Dying for Sex trailer; Danny McBride on Jimmy Kimmel Live; British Airways pilot who got fired for doing drugs off the chest of a woman has a new job; New species of animals found in the ocean; Woody Game Wednesday; New episode of the Righteous Gemstones is getting great reviews; Man stranded at sea for 94 days; Sex education at school; Research team stuck in Antarctica with colleague accused of attacking people; And more!

They Probably Weren't Out Doing Pub Crawls; Who Is This Famous Person That Has a World Record Involving Balls?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox is still not feeling great; An alligator named Wally was left in a hotel room; The Luckiest Man in America movie; Stranded astronauts are finally headed home; NBA game stopped because Tracey Morgan got sick courtside; Woman charged with selling human body parts online; Americans who get less sleep are 4 times more likely to be unhappy; Stop drinking water out of plastic bottles; Soon Amazon will not let you opt out of sending data to their servers; Happy Gilmore 2 trailer; Coca-Cola rolls out spiked Minute Maid drinks; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea’s brush with greatness; Chelsea and Frank went hiking over the weekend; Woody’s time as a bailiff; Cool Beans Remix; Man awarded $50 million from Starbucks for coffee burn; Forever 21 files for bankruptcy; Update on Chelsea’s health; Documentary about Jim Morrison; Molly Miller, coach at Grand Canyon University, celebration; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Update on Wilcox’s voice; Fun With Golf Audio; Pie Day specials; The lunar eclipse; Follow-up on toll scams and restless leg medication side effects; The Electric State on Netflix and bad movies you love; Marriage triples the risk of becoming obese for men; Willie Nelson is releasing a new album; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox’s voice; Average amount Americans will spend on St. Patrick’s Day; Update on the astronauts stuck in space; Manhole explosion at Texas Tech University; Blood moon lunar eclipse; Ski jumping crotch-gate; Toll text scams are on the rise; Drug for restless leg syndrome causes deviant sexual behaviors; And more!