A Guy Is Busted For Repeatedly Having Sex With a House's Mail Slot

  Every time you pass any sort of small hole, crevice, slot, gap, nook, eyelet, gash, cavity, burrow, cleft, or divot, know this:  There's some twisted dude out there who's probably stuck his junk through it.

 

 

A guy in Monea, Northern Ireland was having some work done on a new house last year.  And one day, when he went to check on it, he saw a puddle near the front door.  A few days later, he found another puddle there.

 

 

He talked with the construction workers and they all agreed it looked like pee, so the guy installed a security camera.  And that's when he discovered what was going on:  The house was involved in a sexual relationship.

 

 

A 52-year-old delivery driver named David Camblin kept going to the house when the workers were gone and would have SEX with the mail slot.  And then, I guess, occasionally he'd also pee inside.  He sounds like a winner.

 

 

The cops investigated and eventually they arrested David for three counts of property damage.

 

 

And he just pleaded guilty.  He'll be sentenced later this month. 

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