We have been lucky enough to be invited to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at minor league baseball games. We know the pressure of a minor league game and can't even imagine kicking off this MLB season and the pressure that comes with being the first pitch. But this one was pretty bad. Was it the worst though? Dr. Anthony Faucispent Opening Day throwing out the first pitch before the New York Yankees / Washington Nationals game. It was an INCREDIBLE pitch! IF he wanted to demonstrate how the baseball could socially-distance itself from the catcher. Take a look at the video. It wasn't even close. Most would describe it as well OVER a safe, six-foot distance from the plate. The announcers chuckled, and joked that Fauci has probably been "so busy that he hasn't had time to practice." We just think that as an infectious disease specialist he didn't want anyone to CATCH anything. See what we did there? Okay, we will meet you in your office!
But were does Dr. Fauci rank as far as celebrity first pitches? Take a look at this video of WORST first pitches ever!! He's better than Carly Rae Jepsen, He's better than 50 Cent. Maybe not better than Jordan though!