Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea’s school pants situation; California fires and Steve Guttenberg; Woody’s emergency box; Giving up sugar and Woody’s Dry January update; Restaurant inspections and violations; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Steve Guttenberg speaks about the California fires; Reviews of the Jerry Springer documentary; Woody’s dry January update; Woody Game Wednesday; The most overpriced fast food restaurants; Girl Scouts will discontinue two flavors; Woody’s neighbor threw out their Christmas tree three days before the holiday; Belgium government warns people about eating Christmas trees; Chelsea’s son will not wear pants; And more!

My Ankles Cracked from Eating Too Much Cheese; Can You Name This Other Famous Kim, Please?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Listener talks about his trip to Vietnam and its currency; Chelsea yelled at a woman who threatened her kids; Thursday is a national day of mourning for Jimmy Carter; Grand jury duty; Cool Beans gets a Netflix account; Aubrey Plaza makes a statement about her husband’s passing; Windstorms in Southern California; Two people found dead in the wheel well of a Jet Blue plane; Dry January check-in with Woody; The Hard 75; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Today is Divorce Day; Woody tried non-alcoholic beer; North Korea bans hot dogs and divorces; People are seeing a phallic symbol on a weather map; Cool Beans Remix; Golden Globe awards; The Miss America pageant was last night; McDonald’s is getting rid of the yellow and red straw; Woody was fired for not wearing pants; Jimmy Butler suspended; Cool Beans’ has tallied up her cost for JT concerts so far; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Update on Woody’s dry January; Apple class-action lawsuit; Fun With Football Audio; Cool Beans wants to learn to swim; Mouth swab can estimate your life span; New Diddy documentary on Peacock; New Jeff Ross special on Netflix; Surgeon general wants warning labels on alcohol; And more!

Things that sound funny when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chess players quits because he refused to change his pants; Woody is doing Dry January; TV and movie watching over the break; Woody’s Airbnb experience; Nikki Glaser has attended 22 shows on the Taylor Swift Eras tour; A duck was on the field during the Carolina/Tampa Bay football game; Cat woman socialite has died; Jolt Cola is returning; And more!